ARJEN ROBBEN

Article by Gerry McDonnell

Alcohol is undoubtedly cool, but it can typically be abused. Previously this week, the spouse was rushed to hospital following a Buckfast frenzy. I say rushed, but the ambulance took a disgraceful 35 minutes to arrive I’d have driven myself if it wasn’t a Champions League night. The wife is now in the ‘Soccer AM’ placement, she’s relying on tubes to survive.

It’s not all been excellent news this week while I am genuinely struggling to discover a value bet in the match in between Arsenal and West Ham. If a gun was put to my head i’d advise a win for Arsenal at 1/two. If a gun was positioned to the wife’s head i’d say that I in no way negotiate with terrorists.

Obtaining a winner in the Perusing v Liverpool match is a much simpler proposition. The arrival of Mascherano has added genuine steel to the Scouse armoury I am nicking the evens for a Liverpool win.

David James has had a lot of critics around the decades and I’m afraid I have to the moment once more question his selection producing. The Pompey keeper is sporting the campest beard given that Wayne Rooney’s little ginger energy earlier in the time. The Manchester United train to titleville is stopping off at Portsmouth I’m boarding at 8/15.

Speaking of a tiny ginger work, I’ve observed worse investments than the three/one for Paul Scholes discovering the net at any time. Sir Alex believes that the refreshed day-sleeper holds the important to United winning the title I refuse to argue with the vastly knowledgeable Sweaty.

Newcastle United really should get a leaf out of Wayne Rooney’s book the Geordies can’t purchase a outcome at the moment. The Toon Army are winless and goalless in their previous four league matches Sheffield United can snatch a draw at a game 23/10.

Lifestyle has been far from a picnic for Frank Lampard in current weeks. The Chelsea aim machine has been attacked by a crazed supporter and dropped by England soon after fracturing a bone in his wrist. Now to add insult to damage, he seems to be a minor bit like Eric Cartman. Chelsea are 4/nine to defeat Tottenham, sweet.

Big Frank was understandably devastated with the news that Arjen Robben will miss the relaxation of the period by means of injury. Superman has Lois Lane, Spiderman looks to Aunt Might and Fatman needs Robben. Drogba can open the scoring at a heroic four/1.

Earlier this period, the Boro have been a good deal like me when I was an altar boy they identified on their own in all types of difficulty at the Vicarage. Watford cruised to a 2- win on home territory Boro can obtain revenge at eight/eleven.

Emile Mpenza deserves plenty of credit score. The Belgian striker has not only saved the Psycho from the sack he’s also created us all realise that you can be a high quality footballer and nevertheless be named ‘Emile’. I’m generating a meal of the nine/four for a draw among Metropolis and the increasing Charlton.

Chris Coleman was shocked to find out that his spouse had planted a listening device in his motor. The Fulham supervisor has it effortless my spouse has been bugging me for 6 a long time. Everton can pick up the points in opposition to the Cottagers at 8/eleven.

Robbie Savage’s ongoing recovery from a broken leg has happy the Blackburn board. The reality that the blonde bombshell is nearing a return is secondary they just want the caravan eliminated from the auto park. Aston Villa will depart Ewood Park with a point at an immovable 9/four.

The wife is the most good individual I know she says ‘yes’ a lot more than the gentleman from Del Monte. Is Wigan v Bolton a stick on draw at 9/4? I too need to answer in the affirmative.

I rarely stray away from the gorgeous game, but a few of superb betting opportunities have offered on their own more afield. Joe Calzaghe will annihilate Peter Manfredo in the boxing and the beefy Cambridge crew will see off the lightweight Oxford in the rowing. The 8/13 double reminds me of the wife it really is a slapper with a dodgy boat race.

Middlesbrough, Liverpool, Gentleman Utd and a Blackburn draw type a fifteen/1 weekend accer that is so angelic, it’s produced me realise how a lot I’d miss the spouse if she failed to recover. She does make a cracking scone.

About the Author

Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.